Are there any English People on this site?

I have been trying for quite some time now to reach an English audience, someone who lives and was born in England. Someone who does not constantly gush about their bloody marvellous spoilt brainless brats! Why would anyone want to know about what little Johnny did last night, personally I couldn't give a monkey's fuck what the little twat did! Is there anyone out there who does not think that they are the next J.K.Rowlings. Someone who does not write reams and bloody reams about stuff they obviously know very little about! Someone who I can debate with. Someone who understands English Politics. Someone who would like to see England for the English!
All I seem to get is third grade ignorant Bloody yanks who all look and sound like Sara Bloody Pallin!.Why would anyone want to know about uncle Bert Passing away last year? And whilst I'm on the subject, can we please have some English TV programmes on the box, I'm sick to my back teeth of that stupid yanky drawling shite that falls out of very film or programme that we seem to get these days....Grrrrrrrr. It really pisses me off.......Yours truly, Mr Bloody Angry!

Rebekah Brooks, Rupert Murdoch.....Shame on You!

Rebekah Brooks…It Brings Joy to My Heart!

Posted on July 6, 2011 by mikelechef2

At last, the tables seem to have turned on to the low lives that run our Newspapers, in particular The News of The World and News Internationals Chief Executive, Rebekah Brooks, and Rupert Murdoch.

It may have missed your attention, but Miss Brooks is not without stunning looks and a body to die for….Mmmmmm! Wonder if it was that which attracted Mr Murdoch to promote her to the Chief Executives job at NI in the first place?

Listening to the News Broadcast last night and the hidden language regarding Mr. Murdoch and Miss Brooks, would have you believe that it was a little more than a quick smile and a handshake that promoted her to the position she now holds With “his very close relationship with Miss Brooks”

It is deplorable that these people think that they are beyond the law, and in the name of a good scoop they can wreck lives without so much as a thought for the victims of these heinous crimes.

It is inconceivable that the law will not come down on these two parasites and I hope come down with such force as to bury the bastards up to their necks where the rest of us can stone whatever is hanging out the top.

But I will predict here and now, with their usual arrogant aplomb the cheque book will emerge, huge payments will be made to just about anyone with long enough arms to take it from them, they will walk away unscathed to do it all again somewhere else!

David will spout his usual verbal diarrhoea to the House, and all his puffy mates will guff with glee that ‘Dave’ has spoken, and then it will hit the sink never to be heard of again!

But let me remind anyone reading this, we are talking about children’s lives here, we are talking about children that might have lost their lives as a direct result of the phone hacking and withdrawing potential evidence to corrupt the course of justice, I would remind anyone reading this that that is a serious offence which would normally result in a lengthy prison sentence. It will be interesting to know how many hours these two scroats manage to escape.It obviously will be down to the scape goat to do the time, mind you he or she will probably receive a nice bonus for doing so!

Further fuel price hikes on the way!

I see that Scottish gas is to put up Gas prices by 19% and Electricity by 10%. Whoopee, with petrol at over £9.00 a gallon, soon to rise even further, the knock on effect will be catastrophic for many of us.....Course, it wouldn't matter one jot to the majority of paper millionaires, they will simply go out and steal a bit more from the tax paying public. But is it not about time that the tax payers of this country stood up and was counted? We pay more in this country for fuel than anywhere else in the world!
We also pay more out in aid than any other country in the world.

So, what can we do about it,we could begin a programme of civil unrest. we could collectively refuse to pay our council taxes, after all the police force is at an all time low, it's doubtful that they would want to get into a fight. The jails are full of druggies, The Army are out in different conflict zones at full stretch,
We also take in probably more immigrants than any other country in the world and it would appear impossible to remove them once they are here.

What WILL WE DO ABOUT IT? Nothing, absolutely nothing except sit round the bar if we are lucky enough to afford a trip to the bar, and moan about it!

Have we not got one group of people in this country with the balls and determination to put the Great back into Britain and pull us out of this shite?

A funny thing happened this morning, I got an e-mail informing me that blogger was missing me!!!!! How can that be true when no one reads them!!!!!

Hog Roast for the Races...May

It's almost time for my new MK11 Hog Roast machine to hit the road. MK1 was a rather stumpy affair which was problematic when it came to attach a full 60 or 70 kilo pig. What I had to do was remove the saddle of the beast and cook that separately in my kitchen. Now I have completely redesigned the machine by welding two Oil drums together and widening the framework. The heaters are now situated on the outside of the drum in order to give better clearance on the inside for the beast to spin round on the spit.

I will be improving the flavour of the Pig this year with Oak chippings that will smoke slowly in the bottom of the drum which will give the pig a real smoky flavour when it is cooking. The Pig will be stuffed with my secret stuffing mix to give that wonderful flavour that can only be achieved by slowly cooking a pig on a spit.
Cooking time will take between six and seven hours so it means that I will be up at three am to ensure that the beast is ready for around ten am. The pork will be served on sesame buns with a serving of my own special sage and onion stuffing or apple sauce.  My first outing this year will be at Cartmel Races-in Cumbria  on Bank Holiday Monday In the village square. For further details contact me on hogroastsrus@gmail.com
Mind you looking at the weather outside right now I think an Ark would be the desired mode of transport.

The Angry Chefs World: Pakistan did not know about Bin Liner...Don't make...

The Angry Chefs World: Pakistan did not know about Bin Liner...Don't make...: "So for about six years Bin Laden lived a quiet secluded life in Pakistan, and the authorities say that they knew absolutely nothing about hi..."

Pakistan did not know about Bin Liner...Don't make me laugh!

So for about six years Bin Laden lived a quiet secluded life in Pakistan, and the authorities say that they knew absolutely nothing about him being there... .MMmmmm....! I'll bet they didn't. But I I will bet my last tenner that many people in high places in Pakistan, were filling their pockets from his hush money every week.
For the record, Pakistan is one of the most corrupt places on the planet and if there is a fiddle to be made you can bet your last dollar that the Pakistani will find it. This is for the very same reason that when they come to this country they will only be employed in cash rich businesses such as Taxi driving or Kebab houses and restaurants...That way you see, they do not have to pay as much in tax as the rest of us. Perhaps if Pakistan did a census every now and again and if they had a tax system that made most of their population accountable they would have a much better idea of who is actually living in the country.Plus the fact that when they pulled in the revenue that this would generate, they might be able to feed and treat their sick with medicine instead of holding their hand out in the UK's direction all the time. Maybe some of the scrounging influx that we have here might decide to return home!Well that's my rant of the week over. No one reads them anyway....Tara

David Cameron, Wer'e paying to kill our boys in Afghanistan

From experience I don't expect too much response especially from the spineless British population that might wander into this Blog area. People will read some of it then switch off. But to say that I am absolutely furious would be an understatement.
And what has got me into this furious state I hear my reader ask?

£6.5 million that’s what!

In all fairness I am all in favour of welfare reform that will put a halt to the scrounging work shy of this country sitting on their arses all day long playing games on XBox, and It's high time that we put a stop to using children as a form of unearned income, and in fairness it's time that we stopped the super rich from paying less income tax than their cleaners! BBut as we tighten our belts in all departments in this country. We are about to embark on a campaign to send our sick and disabled people back into the workplace simply because we can no longer afford to keep them at home.

So what am I so angry about.....£6.5 million in aid being sent to Pakistan!

I'm sorry, but not too many months ago the media was awash with stories of how Pakistan was the training ground of the world for the Terrorists of the world. I have seen nothing that would alter that fact.
So what does our glorious brainless leader think that OUR taxes of £6.5 million will go towards......A Paki's education...I don't think so! The only education that this scum will learn is how to make bigger and better bombs!
I'll tell you what it will go towards Mr Cameron; it will go towards killing British and American soldiers in the theatre of war in Afghanistan. That's where it will go.
We cannot afford to pay a decent pension in this country but we can give those smiling two faced lazy bastards aid worth £6.5 million.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING OF?

It's just been announced this week that we are to make thousands of troops redundant starting with the bravest of the brave, the Ghurkhas, because we can no longer afford them.
£6.5 million would go a hell of a long way to fund our boys in Afghanistan and Libya with much needed equipment and extra boots on the ground. It would keep the aircraft carrier Ark Royal afloat for another twelve months. It world help keep a Nimrod in the air for the same period of time.....Thus saving the lives of countless soldiers fighting for the liberty of our countries...That's what it could do.
It would also go a hell of a long way to fund front line services for our own children with learning difficulties which are being closed down at the rate of hundreds a week at this moment in time.
So people of Britain and America, wake up to what is actually happening here, we are paying the smiling scum of Pakistan to train terrorist how to shoot and kill our boys out in Afghanistan and other parts of the Middle East.

shite

what can I write today? I had a shite at 9.30 as is my way. I mended the bath outlet pipe and then I had another shite! I thought that I would tell the non existant readers this as it is all a load of shite! I like shite and write a lot of it no one read it so who the fuck cares!
What a crap site this is......no one comments, is there anyone out there?...... They're probably all havin a shite.
I'm drinkin tea, it tastes like pee.
It's twenty to one, and everyone's gone!
I saw an old scroat that looked like a goat
he was wearing my old coat.
I saw an old twat, he had a new hat.
There was an old fart, he was pushin a cart.
I heard something ping, it was a Black full of bling.

Martin Sheen is a loser.

The Banks are Beyond a Joke!

I think today I will join the Bonnie Russell Stable with what I think is one of the most arrogant statements I have ever read in my life. Mr Bob Diamond, CEO Barclays Bank Plc -"The time for remorse over bankers pay is over"- Then he goes and pays himself £27.3m Can you believe the arrogance and greed involved here. Further to this HE IS NOT the highest paid person within the hallowed walls of Barclays plc. A certain Mr. Jerry Del Missier Co-CEO Barclays Capital Paid himself a total of £47.3m-yes you have read it correctly-£47.3m for twelve months work. Well that's a laugh in it-work- this means most afternoons on the golf Course or swanning around on his luxury yacht in the Med...So I would ask Mr. Missier-Just what do you do to earn that sort of money?
Then we get to Mr Rich Ricci (he certainly is) -Co-CEO Barclays Capital. He paid himself the grand sum of £44m for doing the other half of Del Missier daily chores; he probably spends the mornings on the golf course. Then there is a certain Mr. Thomas Kalaris-CEO Barclays Wealth. He was paid £13.9 m; now by his job description he probably unlocks the safe for the other three wankers....sorry, Bankers.
Then there is Mr Anthony Jenkins-CEO Global Retail Banking-The corner shop- who has been paid the lowly sum of 'only' £8.2m. He must have spent too much time on the golf course as a result didn't manage to steal as much as the other bandits.
Then let’s not forget Mr Robert Le Blanc who took home the paltry sum of only £6.8m. I cannot imagine what one does to earn such a little amount, probably the Toilet attendant!
That is a total of £272m between six people in total Barclays paid out a further £554m...an AVERAGE of £2.4m each, to other members of staff. These must have been the counter staff for putting up with outraged public!
So why should I get so het up about such goings on? I'll tell whether you wish to know or not.
My personal pension fund has shrunk by almost eighty percent in the last three years; my take home pay has been drastically reduced in part thanks to this sort of theft by the likes of these thieving bastards.
Not just mine, but millions of people all round the globe. The world is in one of the biggest recessions thanks to the Banks. Last year the British and American Governments bailed out these arrogant spivs to the tune of Billions of Dollars...OUR BLOODY DOLLARS! In the UK right now as I sit and write this, councils throughout the land are busy finalising plans to cut thousands of jobs and cut budgets by millions of pounds, The already understaffed Police force are being forced to take substantial pay cuts and work overtime without pay along with a big reduction in staff! Thanks to the greed of this arrogant shower of shite.
What sort of statement is that sending to the criminal fraternity?

AND THIS IS JUST ONE BANK!

We have the pleasure of looking forward to the rest of the slime balls statements to follow!
Make no mistake this is greed at its very ugliest and at the very least this summer will without doubt see the biggest riots this country has ever seen! I apologise for my colourful way of putting things however this is definitely cleaner that it could have been.